|
STAR WARS opens, you are still in the single digit years, and you think the creatures are WAY cool.
You know, by heart, the words to any 'Weird' Al Yankovic song.
Songs by Debbie Gibson still haunt you to this day.
You remember the days when 'safe sex' meant 'my parents are gone for the weekend!'
You remember 'Friday Night Videos' before the days of MTV.
The phrase 'Where's the beef?' still doubles you over with laughter.
Your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described by the phrase 'I was experimenting'.
You remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from the first scene.
You spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman or Wonder Woman or the Six Million Dollar Man.
You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding (on General Hospital).
|
While in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play '1999' by Prince over and over again.
You've ever conversationally used the phrase 'Jane, you ignorant slut'.
Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language.
You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video.
Going to keg parties no longer involves hiding out in the woods when the cops show up.
You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool.
You actually know who Rick Springfield is.
You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry the emotional scars to this day.
|
